Monday, February 22, 2010

Shitty Remake Alert!

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I swear, remake is another word for "shit."

What do you get when you have a director whose list of movies consists of nothing but music videos and such? Nightmare on Elm Street 2010! Fuck asshole, do you know what you have done? You are taking a classic and trying to modernize it. You are taking a well known horror icon that scared the fuck out of all of us growing up, and you're trying to modernize it. I, for one, am sick of these shitty fucking remakes and would like to see some originals. Isn't anyone else sick of having classics just shit on for a buck? Sadly, I know I will be in theaters watching it, but only on MATINEE! YOU WILL NEVER GET MY FULL PRICE, ASSHOLE!

Anyway,  there is rumor of a new trailer coming up on the official Nightmare on Elm Street website. Is it going to be worth watching? Probably not. You know how trailers make everything seem soooo much better. It's like the fat girl camera angle you see on Myspace. Oh yeah, I went there.

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